These guys have the horses: In winning four straight, they've had three different tailbacks cut loose, most recently sophomore Tatum Bell (above), who--wearing Clinton Portis's old number--reeled off 34- and 55-yard TDs as the Broncs shook off the rain to beat the Skins.
The 2-2 Lions are alone in first place (!) fewer than 115 days before their hometown hosts Super Bowl XL. And Hockeytown is back in business: The Red Wings started 3-0, including a win over Calgary during which the crowd erupted when the Lions' win over Baltimore was announced.
Packers CB recently became a partner in Curry Motorsports--a NASCAR team that aims to increase minority involvement--and on Sunday he had speed to burn. In Green Bay's trouncing of New Orleans, Harris snagged two interceptions, had a TD and a sack. " Al Harris," Packers DE Kenny Peterson told the Wisconsin State Journal, "is just an animal."
Unbeaten Texas stampeded through the 100th Red River Shootout, unbeaten Texas Tech gave Nebraska its first loss, and the 3-2 Dallas Cowboys manhandled the Eagles.
Giving up 14 points in the final 3:02 of a loss to Cleveland on Sunday stunned Chicago--"I'm not sure what just happened," lineman John Tait told the city's Tribune --and brought up a grisly stat: No Bears club has made the playoffs after starting 1-3.
As if that epic playoff loss to the Astros weren't hurtful enough: A recent study by the American Society of Microbiology reports that 37% of men and 16% of women fail to wash their hands after using the Turner Field restrooms at Braves games--making that venue the least hygienic of the 6,300 restrooms checked.
NFL ump Butch Hannah (below) got socked in the eye by the Bucs' Ronde Barber (who was aiming for Jet Kevin Mawae). MLB ump Ed Montague got left empty-handed. He returned Padres closer Trevor Hoffman's missing wallet but didn't get the $100 reward because, Hoffman said, "I thought it might look funny giving money to an umpire."
When will it end? The Texans have scored just a TD per game. Since firing offensive coordinator Chris Palmer, they've lost twice, falling to 0-4. CB Dunta Robinson: "We just don't have heart."