To which Tyson promptly changed his name
The winning goal for Middlesborough in a 3-2 win over Manchester United in February was scored by Cameroonian striker Joseph-Desire Job.
Ice on sole
Reebok and Jacob the Jeweler introduced a diamond-encrusted Allen Iverson sneaker selling for $65,000.
Have you seen the price of sneakers?
Latrell Sprewell rejected a $29 million contract offer from the Timberwolves by noting, "I've got my family to feed."
Ask an English major why this is funny
At Wimbledon, NBC's Jimmy Roberts noted that British affection for Tim Henman is "like a Canterbury Tale: It is the best of times, and it is the worst of times."
Swift Boat Veterans for Heidi
With the Michigan-- Michigan State game tied at 37, the ABC affiliate in Miami cut away to an anti-- John Kerry documentary.
Vince Lombardo turned over in his grave
Kerry referred to the home of the Green Bay Packers as "Lambert Field."
I mean, besides me
While campaigning, Kerry said, "Who among us doesn't like NASCAR?"
How much for a threesome?
Three people were sentenced to 125 days' house arrest after strippers and prostitutes were provided to golfers at the Hidden Valley Golf Club in Norco, Calif.
The (produce) scales of justice
Western Kentucky's tomato-shaped mascot, Big Red, held a press conference in Rome to announce that the school was filing a $250 million lawsuit against an Italian media company whose satirical news show features a comic, Gabibbo, who looks alarmingly like Big Red.
Thus destroying Kobe's faith in the sanctity of marriage
Kobe Bryant accused Karl Malone of hitting on Bryant's wife, Vanessa.