What makes Sammy's nose run?
Sammy Sosa missed a month of the season after he injured his back sneezing.
FIFA president Sepp Blatter said female players should wear tighter shorts to make women's soccer more popular.
Thus clinching Tampa's bid for the next women's World Cup
The six-year-old seats at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa faded in the sun from Buccaneers pewter and red to pewter and pink.
Tempest in a D cup
Justin Timberlake exposed one of Janet Jackson's breasts during halftime of the Super Bowl and blamed it on a "wardrobe malfunction."
Belgian professional soccer referee Jacky Temmerman quit after having his pants pulled down by a fan in mid-match, saying, "They can look for another idiot who is prepared to stand with his ass naked for 20 euros a game."
Padres pitcher Akinori Otsuka, distracted by a piece of paper thrown at him by an autograph seeker, was injured when he failed to catch a bat thrown by another autograph hound.
Gimme a C! Gimme a P! Gimme an R!
Hit in the calf by a stray bullet as the team bus traveled through Kansas City, Indians rookie pitcher Kyle Denney was saved from serious injury by the knee-high white boots of the USC cheerleader outfit he was wearing as part of a rookie hazing ritual.
While filming a commercial, Brazilian soccer star Ronaldinho shattered a window of the 12th-century cathedral in Santiago de Compostela, Spain.
The Law is an ass
Pulled over for a traffic violation in Miami, Patriots cornerback Ty Law allegedly abandoned his Rolls-Royce and led police on a foot chase before being caught. One arresting officer said Law told them "not to touch him because he's a pro athlete." (Law denies saying this.)
Don't free Willie
During a five-hour visit to the University of Florida, football recruit Willie Williams allegedly hugged a woman without her consent, punched a man in a nightclub and discharged three fire extinguishers in his hotel. Williams enrolled at Miami.