Good to be here. Just got back from the parade. I can't tell you what a thrill it was to be with three million Red Sox fans listening attentively for the other shoe to drop.
Nomar Garciaparra voted a full Series share Don't get excited, the Red Sox also voted one to the 28-inch actor Pedro Martinez keeps by his locker.
Curt Schilling's contract called for a $2 million bonus if the Sox won the World Series. That works out to $667,000 a suture.
Free-agent-to-be Derek Lowe became the first pitcher to win three series-clinching games in a single postseason. The only way Lowe could have made more money on Fox would have been by winning The Rebel Billionaire.
The Cardinals hit .190 for the Series. Let's be honest. That little AOL guy got better hacks.
The Series was over so quickly, Tony La Russa didn't even get to double-switch his hotel room.
Steelers end Pats' winning streak 34--20 O.K., so the other shoe was a cleat....
FedEx Field has expanded to 91,665 seats. The Redskins had to handle all the overflow NASCAR fans who come out hoping to see a crash involving Joe Gibbs and Dan Snyder.
And a new Hooters restaurant was added to the club level at FedEx Field. It's a real Redskins Hooters: All the waitresses are well over the cup limit.
Dolphins receiver David Boston, who's out for the season, was arrested last week at a Vermont airport after he allegedly assaulted a 59year-old gate agent. I have a question: Can you get andro at a duty-free shop?