The Show

Hey, who was responsible for those exit polls on Election Day, the BCS?

Back to Back W's Another close race. Experts believe what really killed it for John Kerry was spending too much time trying to win over a very small voting bloc, NASCAR Stepdads.

Cardinals principal owner William DeWitt Jr. raised close to $2 million for President Bush's reelection campaign. Technically, does that make him a righty setup man?

In other Election Day news, Joe Paterno's son failed to win a seat in Congress. Here's what's sad. He lost to a Division III opponent.

Diamondbacks fire Wally Backman after four days We haven't seen a pilot axed that fast since last fall on the WB Network.

This is nice. Two hours after Backman was fired he was offered a job as an appointments secretary by former Notre Dame coach George O'Leary.

No. 1 USC survives scare at Oregon State It was so foggy in Corvallis the Trojans could have gotten Mike Williams in for a series.

Ohio State beat Michigan State. Buckeye Lydell Ross, back from suspension, had a little trouble getting his bearings. Every time the trainers started to work on his legs, he tried to put dollar bills in their pockets.

You have to feel sorry for Purdue QB Kyle Orton. I believe he's the first guy to lose a Heisman in four weeks--without a civil trial.

Patriots All-Pro CB Ty Law out four to six weeks with broken bone in left foot Wow, that must have been excruciating pain ... for Bill Belichick, who had to reveal a specific injury to one of his players.