"He's human," confirmed seventh-place finisher Stuart Appleby, who was paired with Woods on Sunday. "He just doesn't act like it."
Hey, maybe it's for the best. There's been a lot of talk lately about how Tiger has gotten too powerful, how having a tour with only one whip-cracker and 124 galley slaves makes for too many junior-varsity tournaments and bored fans.
So maybe this is good.
I mean, even B.F. Skinner gave his rats some cheese now and then, right?
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