statements you hear in sports all the time. We take 'em one game at a time. You
hear them so often you want to stick your head in a blender. I'll tell you
what—he's just special. You hear them so often, you want to become a
Benedictine monk just for the silence. Yeah, I ordered the pills, but I never
But I'll bet a
Buick to a bratwurst that the following sentences have never been uttered in
the history of the English language....
? All rise for
? Tiger, I beat
you five ways, so you owe me $100.
? Barry Bonds is
the feel-good story of the year!
? Shaq, you shoot
? Sorry, Mr.
Daly, we're out of the tofu.
? And the Team
Citizenship Award goes to ... the Cincinnati Bengals!
? You know who'd
be fun—Tom Coughlin!
? More pie, Mr.