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HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
Tom Brady has a heart-to-heart with his son. |
TWO AND A HALF MEN
The Vikings come up with a plan for blocking Brian Urlacher. |
WITHOUT A TRACE
Floyd Landis searches for a new pharmacist. |
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30 ROCK
Evander Holyfield's first 30 moves in the Rock-Paper-Scissors Championship. |
THE BIGGEST LOSER
Charlie Weis versus Sean Payton. |
DEAL OR NO DEAL
Scott Boras considers $50 million a year for A-Rod. Plus the state of Florida. |
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THE SIMPSONS
Long-lost cousin O.J. inquires about family memorabilia. |
THAT '70S SHOW
Lou Holtz offers fashion tips. |
ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?
Rex Grossman answers that question very quickly. |
PRISON BREAK
Michael Vick's new team comes out of the huddle. |
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CAVEMEN
Bob Knight and Isiah Thomas have lunch. |
EXTREME MAKEOVER
This week: Barry Bonds. |
AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS
Secret footage of Shaq working on his foul shots. |
LOST
Contestants try to find the NHL on TV. |
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ANTIQUES ROADSHOW
Penn State legend Joe Paterno takes on Florida State icon Bobby Bowden. |
AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH
Al Gore explains to Cubs fans why a World Series title is never going to happen. |
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MIDNIGHT RUN
Ricky Williams gets the munchies. |
X-MEN
Charles Barkley and George Bush Sr. check their scorecards after playing 18 holes. |
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BAYWATCH
Aging lifeguard Trevor Hoffman blows another save. |
COLD CASE
Detective Rush discovers Bill Belichick's personality. |
I, ROBOT
Frank Thomas tries his hand at broadcasting. |
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CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Workshop for Notre Dame fans. |
BIG LOVE
Foes of Roger Federer recall their matches. |
JOHN FROM CINCINNATI
A profile of the only Bengal not facing felony charges. |
REAL SPORTS
Frank Deford investigates what the hell Bryant Gumbel is writing on his legal pad. |
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The true story of the three people who clamored for a sequel to the Dale Earnhardt movie. |
WORLD'S STRONGEST MAN
Competitors attempt to pull Rick Majerus away from the pasta bar. |
WORLD SERIES OF POKER
Norman Chad praises the poker face of Willy (the Wall) Wilson until discovering that Willy's dead. |
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FAMILY GUY
Roger Clemens retires yet again to spend more time at home. |
SCRUBS
Guest stars: the St. Louis Rams. |
IN SEARCH OF...
Leonard Nimoy tries to find a clean track athlete to whom he can give Marion Jones's medals. |
SMALLVILLE
Mark McGwire showers. |
WITH JOCKS on The Bachelor, jocks thinking they can dance and jocks under Friday Night Lights, and Thursday-, Saturday-, Sunday- and Monday-night lights, prime-time TV has more jocks than Dick's Sporting Goods. But for some of us, it's still not enough. In a perfect world every show would be about sports. In fact, why wait?
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