perfect hit on an opponent gives you a warm, comfortable feeling, like waking
up and smelling your mama's cooking.
I'm 34, and I
sometimes feel like an old-timer. One rookie told me, "I was in fourth
grade when you started playing." I said, "That's cool. Now shut up and
get back to work."
The gap between
my front teeth is a badge of honor. People say I must be confident to have one
that big and not get it fixed.
end is like idling in the middle of a four-way stop with cars coming at you
from every direction. In the collision, you get twisted. Later, you wonder how
the human body could bend that way.
A lot of rookies
show up wearing a Mr. T starter kit. They've got chains with the NFL logo and
custom-designed emblems. Even the chains are diamonds. Talk about expensive
watches! Guys walk around with a house on their wrists. You could buy Vermont
with some of those watches.
think I'm mean because I won't discuss my recent divorce with them. But my
private life is private, and no amount of prying is going to get me to talk
about it. A reporter once called me a nice a------. I laughed and took it as a
strength is not taking things seriously and rolling with the punches.
thing in my fridge is a jar of mayonnaise. It's been in there so long it has
evolved into another life form.
The Gap is
missing out by not offering me an endorsement deal. I could look straight into
the camera, say, "Get into the Gap" and then smile.