And so, because I love to see multimillionaires luving them sum them, I offer these suggestions, free of charge (though I retain all syndication rights):
Shinny up goalpost, stand on crossbar and yell at top of lungs, "I'm king of the world!"
Pull out video camera while still running and tape self scoring touchdown.
Wrap beaten defensive back in yellow police tape.
Call Donald Trump out of crowd and have beaten defensive back fired.
Drop ball and pretend to make out with self.
Drop ball and actually make out with stunning cheerleader.
Drop ball and make out with Joe Buck.
Pretend to shower, shave, slick back hair, suddenly turn to photographers and strike Abercrombie & Fitch catalog pose.
Put on hidden lab coat, pretend to pee into beaker, hold up to light and wipe forehead in relief at passing steroid test.