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Please welcome, one final time, that mysterious visitor from the East--seer, sage, soothsayer--Carnac the Magnificent, who will ascertain, in his divine and mystical way, the answers to your sports questions without ever having seen them. Are you ready, O Great One?
Carnac: May a love-starved fruit fly molest your sister's nectarines*.
Q: What does Red Auerbach do at the drive-in?
Q: How do you pay the person who cleans up after your dog?
A: Swimsuit issues.
Q: What does Rick Majerus have every summer?
A: Puff pastries.