SI: Do such incidents hurt your Cup chances?
IW: No. I've been a pro for 29 years and have had a couple of incidents. You can't hold that against me. That's got nothing to do with golf.
SI: If you get the captaincy, are you prepared for all the inevitable Boozy Woosie stories in the tabloids?
IW: It's only going to be old news, isn't it?
SI: As long as you don't do anything else.
IW: Right. I might punch a few people. They're only fish-and-chips papers anyway. People know my character. They know I like to have a beer. It's the way I am. It's not to say I can't do the job.