Coach K faints during game The last thing the Duke coach recalls was someone saying, "Phone call from Mitch Kupchak...."
Rudy Tomjanovich told Kupchak, his boss in L.A., that he was resigning as the Lakers' coach. Tomjanovich cited health issues. Apparently, during his last checkup his doctor found toxic levels of Kobe.
At his final press conference Tomjanovich appeared with a bottle of Diet Coke. Pepsi is a Lakers sponsor, so team officials got another bottle with no label. Whew. For a minute there I thought they didn't have their priorities straight.
Tomjanovich will remain with the Lakers as a consultant. Which means he'll scout the personal ads for Jeanie Buss.
President Bush hosted the Pistons at the White House. In a related story Bernard Kerik was turned down for the job as head of home court security at Auburn Hills.
Bonds gets knee scoped Doctors repaired a tear in his meniscus and also removed the miniature transmitter installed by Victor Conte.
Barry is in for a long rehab. Right now he can only bend the truth 20%.
Nothing on ice Never realized how much I missed hockey until I found myself watching Arena football just to stare at the dashers.
There was some optimism late last week. The CCM factory had begun producing a hard cap with a clear visor.
Yogi Berra's suing TBS over use of his name in salacious ad for Sex in the City Yogi almost filed a second defamation suit, until four people convinced him that Manolo Blahnik wasn't some kid he managed in winter ball.