? GIRLS' RULE The Ladies Golf Union says that transsexuals can play in the Women's British Open. At least one ruling body isn't worried about equipment changes ruining the game.
? SINGH OUT Vijay missed his first cut in a year. No worries, though. He was happy to have the extra practice time.
? SANDBAGGER VANCE Bill Murray's fond of a Cinderella story, but he played the AT&T as a 15 handicap. There's your fairy tale.
? HOT SHOT Olympic softballer Lisa Fernandez became the first woman to make the Pro-Am cut. Jose Canseco might accuse her of using steroids.
? DEPANTSED The Tour dropped the hammer on Rory Sabbatini because his camouflage slacks made him stand out too much.
? WORLD CUP The U.S. team of Beth Daniel and Meg Mallon placed 14th. Michelle Wie and Paula Creamer would have at least won Best Earrings.
? THREE CENTS Tom Pernice got on Tiger Woods for not being more of a presence. Woods was unavailable for comment.