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Spring training in full swing I saw Barry Bonds's self-proclaimed ex-mistress taking some extra cuts.
Bonds's alleged former mistress claims he admitted using steroids. She got suspicious when the acne on his back formed an asterisk.
Former Red Sox outfielder Mike Greenwell says he deserves the 1988 MVP award for finishing second to pumped-up Jose Canseco. Not only that, he also wants a date with Madonna.
Terry Francona was involved in a minor traffic accident when he was rear-ended while doing a radio interview. And what are the odds of this? The guy who ran into Francona was covered by a little-known insurance company, Mutual of A-Rod.
Reggie Fowler apologizes for r�sum� bloopers The potential new Vikings owner fabricated portions of his bio, claiming to have played in the NFL and the CFL. Fowler actually attended training camp with the Bengals years ago. But he was cut midway through his college fight song.
The Canadian-football embellishment was easy to spot. There has never been a CFL team called the Ottawa Froghaters.
This incident shouldn't get in the way of the proposed $625 million sale. Fowler already put up a $20 million down payment and a $5 million cleaning deposit on Randy Moss's act.
NBA posting "Fan Code of Conduct" in every arena The league is serious about making the atmosphere less antagonistic between fans and players. Starting next month Latrell Sprewell will be on a seven-second delay.
During All-Star weekend, 19-year-old Josh Smith of the Hawks won the slam dunk contest wearing a Dominique Wilkins jersey from 1986. He found it in his crib. Not his house, his actual crib.