DP: Could you buy your hometown? For $10 million, could you own Sykeston?
TH: Maybe I'm wrong, but I would guess you could do it for a million. It's not very big. I'd say it's less than a mile wide.
DP: Do you know who's on Mount Rushmore?
TH: Washington, Roosevelt ... is Lincoln?
DP: Abe is up there.
DP: Yes. Look at you, valedictorian.
TH: I just saw National Treasure 2, so that helped me.
THE FINE PRINT: Wladimir Klitschko won an easy decision over Sultan Ibragimov to unify the heavyweight title. Yeah, it was the unification of boredom and tedium.
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