1. The scouting
a) The annual NFL event in Indianapolis where college prospects are evaluated
for the upcoming draft and the Wonderlic test is administered.
b) Step One in the Oakland Raiders' off-season program to misevaluate talent
and bitterly disappoint their fans.
c) A piece of farm equipment from John Deere.
d) All of the above.
e) Did Brady Quinn get picked yet?
2. A bus leaves
Washington, D.C., traveling west at 50 mph. If Roger Clemens leaves in his SUV
an hour later traveling 80 mph, how many miles until he is able to get ahead of
the bus and throw his best friend, his agents and his wife underneath it?
3. Rearrange the
following sequence of letters to form a common performance-enhancing drug:
" Wonderlic" refers to:
a) The inventor of an intelligence test given at the combine
b) The company that standardized the intelligence test
c) The nickname of a groupie in Any Given Sunday.
5. You are in a
36-hole match play final with Tiger Woods. After 18 holes, he is up eight. In
25 words or less, Why go on? (Extra credit for not using the words
"happen," "anything" and "can.")
DEREK JETER'S going against the union line and saying he supports blood tests
for HGH is a good first step, but here's what he should do next: Gather a bunch
of reporters and take a blood test in front of them to show he means it.