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SI: Is there a Daily Show office pool for March Madness?
Stewart: Gaming, sir, is illegal, and in no way would we have a pool. We are too busy at the orphanage helping children. If we were to have one, I would be crushed every year because I always take the 5-12 game. I get 12 happy and end up with Cleveland State in the Final Four.
SI: What's one thing in sports you wish you could do?
Stewart: Dismantle the NCAA. They're ruining college sports. Recruits from the inner city are not allowed to have a hamburger? These kids are making millions for this organization and they have fewer privileges than kids coming out of juve.
SI: Will your kids play sports?
Stewart: I'll probably force and berate them into playing all kinds of sports. My 21-month-old son is already on two travel teams.
SI: Is it better to be a NASCAR dad or a soccer mom?