Bush fancies himself a runner and a biker. How fit do you want the President to
Stewart: He is
looking better as his presidency goes on, and that worries me. I hate to see a
guy training so hard because it makes you think: Does he know something we
don't? Is he preparing for some sort of every-man-for-himself scenario?
SI: As a fan of
the Knicks, when do you expect to attend the next championship parade?
Stewart: I'm not
a believer in Eastern religions, but when Walt Clyde Frazier is reincarnated as
a point guard that can run the team. So that could be a while.
SI: Chris Rock
once told SI, "Hockey is like heroin. Only drug addicts do heroin.... Only
hockey fans watch hockey." Is soccer like heroin?
Stewart: To me
it's more like Nutella. The rest of the world loves it and puts it on
everything, but here in America we're like, "I don't know, man, it tastes
SI: You told
Soccer America that you follow Group C of the Mexican League. Is that true?
Stewart: You know
what I like about it? The parity.
SI: You saw
Lindsey Jacobellis's Olympic fall. What if you have a perfect Oscar telecast
and then bomb at the end?
Stewart: Unless I
pull down my pants and do a helicopter, I can't imagine what I could do. Once
you're in hour number four, my job is to go, "Hey, everybody, get home