15. ... and he flew in Gene Keady to style it.
16. CBS switched away from your game.
17. even Digger Phelps was able to pick the winner.
18. your coach was named Mac Daddy of the Month at the Chi Omega sorority house.
19. that punk J.J. Redick had anything to do with it.
20. more than three of your starters are implicated in under-the-table payoffs.
21. more than two of your starters are implicated in under-the-table payoffs--while checking in at the scorer's table.
22. you have one of those annoying little white guards who slaps the floor on defense.
23. your pep band is still playing Rock and Roll Part II by Gary Glitter.
24. your team's fans did the wave.