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35. you beat a school that you never could've gotten into.
36. you thought the phrase "they destroyed their pod" came from Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
37. Roy Williams cried.
38. your fans spat tobacco, painted their chests and swore nonstop--even the men.
39. your team is Duke.
You can see why the Whackit has never had a winner. Two Down thought he had won the title last year with UConn, but then he got misty afterward during the One Shining Moment thing, a clear violation of Rule 40. Moodkill ripped the winnings out of his hand and used the money to get his mom a tattoo.
You should've seen Two Down cry then. ?
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