LAST WEEK NFL
owners voted by a 29-3 margin to outlaw excessive celebrations. Gone are the
days when Chad Johnson (above) could make like Tiger Woods in the end zone
after racking up six. Johnson's response: "Tell the competition committee
that Chad said you can't cover [No.] 85, and there's no way you can stop him
from entertaining." Still, if he doesn't want to get penalized, he'd better
check out this guide to what's allowed and what will get you in trouble with
It's O.K. to throw your hands in the air, but making like the Village People
will cost you 15 yards.
CELEBRATING ON THE GROUND
Mimicking Lord of the Dance? Fine. Mimicking Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo? Not
BANNED: USE OF
Borrowing TO's waiter shtick is no problem--just leave the towel, tray, bottle
of Cristal and diners at home.