After we gave up a
touchdown in our first Touch Football/Pulled Groinathon of the year, the guys
on the other team sneered and said, "Suckers walk."
who?" asked our left tackle, Cementhead.
unwritten rule," explained the other side's captain. "Oh, yeah?"
said Cementhead. "Show me where." Which is exactly my point. Why are
sport's unwritten rules unwritten? Get a Xerox machine under these puppies and
have a copy on everybody's desk in the morning.
The coach always
sits in the first row on the team bus. If he is out sick or dead, the seat
Apologize for a
point won on a net cord.
Take two or three
pitches if your pitcher just made the second out of the inning.
Never, ever put
your finger in someone else's bowling ball.
goalie is always the first player on the ice.
If a line judge
makes a bad call in your favor, purposely double-fault the next point.
A manager never
drinks at the same bar as his players.