But then she cheated on me with my accountant. Luckily I hooked up with this girl Veronica, so I changed it to:
But then she dumped me for my paperboy. It took me three years, but I finally got with a girl named Nicolette, so I changed it to:
But then she got hot about the spelling and cheated on me with Veronica, so now it just reads:
Whitney Houston says the greatest love of all is love of self, right? So I'm fine with it.
On my throat? No, I don't have a tat on my throat. Oh, sorry, that's BBQ sauce.
Now look at my feet. This is pretty cool. I've got Don King on my left and an Afroed Dr. J on my right, and when I wiggle my toes, it looks like their hair is blowing in the wind. I keep trying to show it to those guys, but every time I start to take off my socks, they say they've got to take a call.