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NELSON
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WHO WINS AND WHY |
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COLONIAL |
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Byron Nelson
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ICON
Both are legends, but Nelson has always been a nicer guy |
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Ben Hogan
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Pavilion, the best pick-up joint in town |
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HOT SPOT
Push |
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Margaritaville. It's all about the jigger and salt |
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Irving, home of high-rise office parks, expressways and the Dallas Cowboys
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HOST CITY
Fort Worth, because there's a real city Where the West Begins |
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Fort Worth, a former rail center with a once-bustling stockyard |
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Modern TPC course, flanked by high-end housing |
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COURSE
Puh-leeze! |
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Short, old-school track that demands precise shotmaking |
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A waterfall and a pond guard the treacherous, 196-yard par-3 17th |
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FEARED HOLE(S)
It's not Amen Corner, but players tread lightly around the 'Shoe |
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Pars at the Horrible Horseshoe--numbers 3, 4 and 5--are hard-won |
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What clubhouse? Players use the chic Four Seasons Resort Hotel |
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CLUBHOUSE
By how much did Nixon beat McGovern? |
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A classic built in the 1930s |
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Bronze statue of Lord Byron
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COMMEMORATIVES
Wall of Fame is to the Colonial as the Green Monster is to Fenway Park
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Wall of Fame listing past champions |
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$1,116,000 and a figurine of Nelson
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WINNER'S REWARD
The bad plaid never leaves the locker room |
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$1,008,000 and a red plaid sport coat |
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Texas Stadium
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NEARBY ATTRACTION
With the Cheerleaders off-duty in May, stick with the more natural attractions |
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Fort Worth Zoo |
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Well-dressed, high-powered executive type |
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TYPICAL FEMALE FAN
Pros have a thing for halter tops and low-rider jeans |
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Not-so-well-heeled fit and tanned type |
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BMW-driving preppie on the lookout for other swingers |
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TYPICAL MALE FAN
Mama, don't let your sons grow up to stalk the Nelson galleries |
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Pickup-driving golf nut on the lookout for best swings |
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In 2000 Jesper Parnevik won while wearing Pepto-Bismol--colored slacks |
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TROUSERS HIGHLIGHT
Nice boxers, Finchy |
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In 1993 Ian Baker-Finch removed his pants to play a shot out of the water |
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Thanks to Byron, Tiger usually plays |
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BUZZ
If Tiger is stalking, America is talking |
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Got Annika, once |
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Struggling Tiger can't find the fairway, barely misses the playoff ... and oh, yeah, Sergio Garc�a wins |
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2004 STORYLINE
See above |
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Tiger skips tournament once again, calls the course obsolete ... and oh, yeah, Steve Flesch wins |
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