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How do sports stars fit in? |
Barry Bonds is ... |
If I had a racehorse, I'd call it ? |
Summer film looking forward to? |
Worst locker room smell ? |
Dumbest purchase ever made? |
Bugs me when Mom (or Dad) ? |
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GREG MADDUX - Cubs P |
Greatest power hitter I've seen |
Bogey |
Da Vinci Code |
Ryan Dempster's backside |
A nice suit I never wear |
Rags my teammates; complains they don't score for me |
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JUSTIN WILLIAMS - Hurricanes RW |
A huge son of a bitch |
Noodles |
Saw 3 |
Gloves on the air dryer |
Spin Doctor [illegal] golf club |
Tells everybody what I do |
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ALEX RIOS - Blue Jays RF |
The best player ever to play |
Bien Cangrejo [Good Crab] |
Poseidon |
When somebody farts |
A used Mercedes ML 320 |
Tells me what to do |
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LINDSEY HUNTER - Pistons G |
Great |
Do It, Ripper |
X-Men: The Last Stand |
Hockey locker room |
Dumbest I didn't make: Krispy Kreme [stock] |
Tries to tell me how to raise my kids |
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