Barry Bonds's former mistress ratted the San Francisco Giant Head out to two
reporters and a federal grand jury with allegations of Bonds's steroid use and
funneling of unreported memorabilia cash to her. Don't ask for whom the Bell
The hardbody from the Whitesnake videos liked prescription drugs more than Rite
Aid does. One night, as she and her husband, Cleveland Indians pitcher Chuck
Finley, were riding home in their car, the stiletto-heeled Tawny repeatedly
kicked Finley and brutally scratched him. She even stomped on his foot while it
was on the gas pedal--definitely not recommended in the owner's manual.
"With this ring, I thee wreck." Remember Barbara Walters's interviewing
Givens and her then husband Mike Tyson? Tyson, loopy on antidepressants, acting
like Robin's purse poodle as she trashed him on national TV? Robin ending up
with millions of Tyson's cash? Tyson ending up as broke as TWA? Sure, in the
long run Mike drowned himself, but Robin helped fill the pool.
O.K., not technically a woman, but he has to be included for sheer sensational
spousal sabotage. The former husband of ice skater Tonya Harding, Gillooly
engineered the kneecapping of his ex-wife's rival, Nancy Kerrigan. Now if he'd
only kneecap Tonya's fridge.
1. Lisa (Left Eye)
Before her death in 2002, the on-again, off-again girlfriend of former NFL star
receiver Andre Rison was a walking FEMA file. In one all-out, Richard Pryor
night, she vandalized three of Rison's luxury cars and burned down his
But, hey, don't let
me scare you, Matt. Give it a whirl! After all, you'll always have Paris, even
if she leaves you sleeping in a refrigerator box.
(Fred in payroll
has that in the pool.)
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