Crunch Time For Dad

Dad?

Yeah, son?

What's that on the TV?

Oh, well, pal, that's, uh, that's the volume control. But we usually just use the remote. Like this.

No, Dad. The commercial. What's Viagrow?

Via-GRA. Well, that's, see, that's nothing you really need to know about until you're on, like, your third hip.

Mom said I was supposed to ask you. Viagra, See Alice and Lavoris--she said to ask you about all of them.

Cialis and Levitra. She did?

Yeah.

Pal, have you ever really looked at our ceiling down here? Because if you look at the ceiling tiles, you can make out animal shapes. Like, look right there, I see an elephant!