Crunch Time For Dad

What?

Hey, look, the game's back on! Let's just sit here and watch the game, want to?

(Pause.)

Hey! There it is again, behind home plate! It says Viagra.

Jeez, that's some amazing coincidence, huh?

What's it mean, on the Cialis ads, when they say you should call your doctor if you get a four-hour--

Hey! I just found a nickel in the couch! You want to look for more? You can keep anything you find!

Dad, does Levitra help you throw the football straighter? Because the guy in the commercial uses Levitra, and then he can throw spirals right through the swinging tire. Because that might help me make starting quarterback next year.

No, no, it's really not about football, buddy.

Well, how come Mike Dinka was always on TV talking about Levitra? He played football.