Crunch Time For Dad

DIT-ka. I can't imagine how broke he had to be to do that ad, to be honest.

Doesn't Viagra help you hit home runs? Because the guy for the Orioles, Rafael Palmerror, he did ads for it. And he's got more than 500 homers!

Palmei-RO. Well, no, I don't think it helps you hit home runs. But you know what? I think SpongeBob SquarePants might be coming on!

Is it illegal or something? Is it like when Sammy Sosa corked his bat?

Is it like corking your bat? Well, kinda yes, but kinda no.

Did baseball players advertise Viagra when you were a kid, Dad?

No! I mean, I can't see Mickey Mantle doing a Viagra ad. "Hi, I'm Mickey Mantle! And whenever I have trouble becoming...." Ah, never mind.

When we watch NASCAR, I see it on Mark Martin's car. VIAGRA. He got the pole position in the last race. Does Viagra help him get the pole position?

Psheesh! Really, son, don't worry about these ads for Viagra and all that, because a bill was just introduced in Congress to keep those commercials off our TV until after 10 p.m. So, you know, soon you probably won't be seeing them anymore.

Neither will you, Dad. You go to bed at 9:30.