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Crunch Time For Dad
Rick Reilly
June 06, 2005
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June 06, 2005

Crunch Time For Dad

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Good point.

Justin says that somebody buys a Viagra nine times a second. Who's he talking about?

I don't know, but I'll bet he could really use a date.

What?

Nothing. Hey, I know, grab one of those copies of Sports Illustrated in that pile. You wanna go through it with me?

Sure! (Pause.) Dad, do all these girls in swimsuits play sports?

Well, some do. I--

How come this one's holding her swimsuit instead of wearing it? Does that make her swim faster?

O.K., forget that--

Wait! Here's an ad for Viagra, too!

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