The Show

Good to be here. Have you seen The Longest Yard? I was stunned. I thought Bill Romanowski was supposed to stay away from secondhand scripts.

All's well done that ends Wheldon at Indy Dan Wheldon became the first British driver to take the checkered flag in 39 years. Of course, if you know your racing history, Graham Hill won the 500 in 1966, followed by Gerry and the Pacemakers.

ABC relied on 70 cameras to cover the action. Sixty-eight after Danica Patrick found two in her rec room.

The heralded 23-year-old rookie wound up fourth but made history at Indy twice: becoming the first woman ever to lead the race and becoming the first woman ever to take attention away from Ashley Judd.

Reggie Miller waved the green flag to start the race. How come I thought he would try to get the field to pull up 23 feet, nine inches from the line?

French Open slides into second week Or, as it's now known, Americans Idle.

Are you kidding? Andre Agassi checked into a Left Bank hotel under the name Red Clay Achin'.

It's getting embarrassing. If you're an American man and you walk into any bar in Paris, they won't let you stay longer than two rounds.

Congress pushing through Clean Sports Act The bill would require players from the four major sports leagues to be tested at least three times during the regular season and twice during the off-season. I know what you're thinking: The NHL is still considered a major sports league?

Two drug tests during the off-season. Finally, a way to make card shows exciting.