Samuel Beckett exhorted, "Fail better." And no professional sports team
has ever failed better or with greater frequency than the Philadelphia
Phillies. Failure has become synonymous with a franchise whose players have
borne such nicknames as Losing Pitcher (Hugh Mulcahy) and What's the Use?
(Pearce Chiles). If luck is on the Phils' side--and over 125 seasons it rarely
has been--one day before the end of July they will record their 10,000th
defeat, a milestone never before reached by any franchise in any sport. Through
Sunday the tragic number stood at 9,991; the next most prolific losers, the
Braves, are at 9,677.
The Phillies' lack
of success has been monumental. From 1918 through '48 they had only one winning
season. Between 1920 and '45 they lost 100 or more games 12�times. Over 27
seasons, from 1919 through '45, they had 16 last-place finishes. During World
War�II owner Bob Carpenter tried to shed the Phils' loser image by
renaming his club the Blue Jays. But students at Johns Hopkins, where sports
teams also use that sobriquet, objected on the grounds that the change would be
demeaning to birds.
On the Phillies'
lowlight tape, of course, the most phantastic phree-phall is the Phillie Phlop.
Up by 61?2 games in 1964 with only 12 remaining, the team lost 10 in a row and
the pennant. Asked in '76 what he remembered about the implosion, manager Gene
Mauch muttered, "Only every pitch."
Which is not to
say that skippering the Phils is a no-win situation. The franchise has won a
World Series (1980) and played 57 postseason games, 35 of them losses (which,
incidentally, are not counted toward the 10,000 total). As ex-Phillies
infielder Solly Hemus observed in the mid-1950s, "Even monkeys fall out of
trees once in a while."
Phils--and virtually everybody associated with the team, from employees to fans
to players--are never at a loss for words. Here are some gleaned from a century
and a quarter of the 10�not-so-grand.
Loss number 1, May
"I hope this
doesn't start a trend."
-- Jamie Moyer,
lefthanded pitcher and current Phillie, when asked what his forebear John
Coleman might have said after the franchise, then named the Quakers, dropped
its inaugural game 4-3 to the Providence Grays. Coleman lost that game and 47
others in '83, and the team finished 17-81.
2,523 through 3,484, April 14, 1920, to Oct. 5, 1929
"In the 20s
the Baker Bowl groundskeeper was so desperate for help to maintain the playing
field that he hired some sheep to trim the grass. When they weren't eating the
field, the sheep--two ewes and a ram--lived under the leftfield