The Mendoza line
rings. It's Mario Mendoza's wife, Irma Beatriz, calling to check on her
husband. Not an hour earlier he had been fired as manager of Piratas de
Campeche of the Mexican League. Mired in seventh place in the eight-team
Southern Division, chronically unable to come up with a timely hit, Campeche
felt it had no choice but to release a member of Sal�n de la Fama, Mexican
baseball's Hall of Fame.
Mendoza nonetheless keeps an appointment with a writer and a photographer from
the U.S. who have assured him that they're not interested solely in his other
claim to immortality: the so-called Mendoza Line, major league lingo for a .200
average, above which all hitters are at pains to stay. In fact, these
norteamericanos reassure Mendoza, they've come to the Yucat�n as much to
document his life today. And today . . . he got fired.
"It doesn't do
any good to be at my apartment feeling sorry for myself," Mendoza says,
sitting in a restaurant in Campeche in mid-May. "My philosophy has always
been to enjoy life while you can. Now, I don't really know what will happen.
But I've been through something like this a few times before."
Mendoza is 56,
with knees brittle from patrolling ball fields as an infielder, coach or
manager in the majors and minors, throughout the U.S. and Mexico, summer upon
winter for 37 nearly unbroken years. He actually fared better in the big
leagues than his Line would indicate, batting .215 over nine seasons with the
Pirates, Mariners and Rangers. For seven summers after that, as a shortstop in
the Mexican League, he hit a robust .291 and became known as Manos des Seda, or
Silk Hands.
The knack for
picking grounders is what prompted the Pirates to purchase the contract of the
Chihuahua native from the Mexico City Reds in 1970. "There've been 100
Mexican players in the big leagues," Mendoza recalls. "I was number
28." It wasn't easy negotiating the Pittsburgh farm system, what with
Dominican players snapping towels at him in the shower and an African-American
teammate telling him, "You're not black, you're not white--you're
orange." By 1974 he was a part-time starter at shortstop, but with the
better-hitting, lesser-fielding Frank Taveras gaining playing time over the
next few years, Mendoza asked to be traded following the '78 season. The
Pirates obliged, sending him to the Mariners in a six-player deal that brought
Enrique Romo to Pittsburgh. "I still remember [ Pirates manager] Chuck
Tanner telling me they made the trade because they believed Romo could help
them win a World Series," Mendoza says. "And the next year that's what
happened."
Meanwhile, in
Seattle, Mendoza started at short but hit only .198--the fourth major leaguer
ever to play as many as 148 games in a season and fail to break .200. (Of
course, he wouldn't have earned that distinction if he weren't doing some
serious compensating in the field.) Though technically he was an every-day
player, Mendoza would often be removed for a pinch hitter, once getting called
back to the dugout in the second inning. "It made it hard," Mendoza
recalls. "If I could have gotten to the plate three or four times a game, I
could have made better adjustments."
The Mariners of
the '70s were no powerhouse, but their locker room was surely one of the
loosest. Outfielder Tom (Wimpy) Paciorek always had a joke to share or a ruse
to spring, and veteran DH Willie Horton enjoyed the way Mendoza teased him for
his decrepit body and inept fielding. Before every game in the Kingdome, Horton
would summon Mendoza to his locker. "Mex, get me loose!" he'd bellow,
whereupon Mendoza would punch Horton in the upper body. After an interval
Horton would say, "O.K., I'm ready now," and the game could begin.
It was this very
clubhouse back-and-forth that forged the expression. As Mendoza remembers it,
Paciorek coined the Mendoza Line in the late '70s. Paciorek has always shifted
credit to first baseman Bruce Bochte but doesn't dispute spreading word of the
Mendoza Line to Royals third baseman George Brett. "At the beginning of the
1980 season Brett was struggling and made a comment about being around the
Mendoza Line," Mario says. "Once Brett made that remark, [ SportsCenter
impresario] Chris Berman picked it up." And once he did, it hurtled with
escape velocity into the culture at large.
"That,"
Mendoza says dolefully, "is all people remember me for."
The Mendoza line
rings. It's former big league starter Ted Higuera, Campeche's pitching coach,
calling with condolences. Mendoza urges Higuera to accept the club's offer to
replace him as manager. "Mario is an awesome guy, a family guy, a
gentleman," Campeche G.M. Gabriel Lozano will say. "That's why this was
so hard to do. But it's easier to get rid of one guy than 28. And if we had
lost a couple of more games, people were going to start calling him
names."
A few stray
catcalls would be preferable to the dubious status posterity has conferred upon
Mendoza. It's not that his name is synonymous with offensive fecklessness. That
distinction surely belongs to utilityman Tony Suck, who in two seasons during
the late 19th century hit .151. Nor does baseball lack other phrases to
indicate at-the-plate incompetence--to be "on the Interstate" is to hit
.170, .180 or .190. (Imagine a road sign reading I-70, I-80 or I-90.) But the
Mendoza Line has entered everyday usage, perhaps because of its Mexican tang,
which conjures up a border and all that lies south of it.