alice: (off-camera): I heard that, Bob!
(The doorbell rings again and again.)
bob: (rising from the couch and yelling at the door): Ring that bell one more time and your ass is...
(Bob opens the door to reveal former NBA star ISAIAH RIDER, who enters the apartment and sets down his suitcases.)
bob:(finishing his threat): ... grass!
isaiah: No, thanks, I got plenty.
bob: What the hell are you doing in Lubbock?
bob: Ten to life?
isaiah(falling onto sofa): Actually, I saw your ad in the paper. You have a room to rent, I need a place to sleep.