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O.K., but how about a few secrets? How do we get that Clooney stubble?

"This?" he says, rubbing his cheeks. "I just hate to shave."

Dates? "Whatever you do, keep 'em short. You can't let them know you're that interested. I try to get this across to my best friend. He's really into this girl, but I keep telling him she's got to leave that date thinking, What's wrong with me?"

Machiavellian mind games. Check.

Music back at the crib? "Definitely not Metallica. And no girl music, like Madonna. Something in between. John Legend always works for me."

And that's when he had to go. So that's all I've got. But if you're not dating at least one supermodel within six weeks, I'll double your money back.

"This is never going to work," Brady said as he was leaving.

Firm grasp on reality. Check.

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