Good to be here. Hey, great news. BALCO is six weeks away from developing a lactose-free steroid cream.
New set of Woods Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren were married last week in Barbados. Busy couple of days for Tiger. On Monday he renewed his vows with Phil Knight.
The start of the wedding was delayed. Why? Was Bernhard Langer in the twosome ahead of them?
Michael Jordan also came. It was nice MJ could find time in his schedule between not coming out of retirement and not getting any offers of ownership.
Hootie and the Blowfish performed. Tiger loves their music and loves having someone around who's been in a slump longer than he has.
Of course, security on the island was tight. Butch Harmon was detained at the airport when he kept insisting he had to go to the reception and prevent Tiger from slicing the cake.
Red Sox--Yankees: ALDS Lang Syne In the first round Twins manager Ron Gardenhire lost the lead in Game 2 when he left his closer in for a third inning. Or, as it's known among big league insiders, Grady Littleball.
I kept switching between Game 1 of the Yanks-Twins series and the vice presidential debate. At one point I swear I saw Dick Cheney get the green light on 3--0.
Yankees-Sox, Dodgers-Cards ... everywhere you turn, this country is divided into reds and blues.
Four ranked unbeaten teams fall Or, as the BCS calls it, Sigh of Relief Saturday.