The Show

Good to be here. Sorry, but this is getting out of hand. Now Barry Bonds's trainer is claiming he put something in Tiger's yacht that would make it undetected by the Coast Guard.

So far, so bloody good The Sox are putting it all together. After two games they were hitting over .300 and fielding over .500.

Cold in Boston. The first pitch was thrown out by Ted Williams.

Curt Schilling tested his ankle before Game 2 by throwing on the side and spending a few minutes stomping on the Fox Diamond Cam.

Before suturing Schilling's injured tendon so he could pitch Game 6 of the ALCS, Red Sox team doctor Bill Morgan performed the procedure on a cadaver. Boy, I'm telling you, Teddy Ballgame is finding all kinds of ways to contribute.

As always, Fox heavily promoted its other shows. It took three games for me to realize Arrested Development was not a documentary on the Yankees' farm system.

I don't know about the Fox Right Now! box. Do we really need the pitcher, the batter, the runners on base and the status of lawsuits against Bill O'Reilly?

Auburn starts 8--0 for the first time in 10 years School officials are so excited, they've stopped secretly interviewing replacements for Tommy Tuberville until next Friday.

Elsewhere, Sylvester Croom led Mississippi State over Florida for its first conference win in more than a year. Which means the longest SEC losing streak now belongs to Martha Stewart.

Boston College upset heavily favored Notre Dame in South Bend. I know what you're thinking, but they didn't come back from being down 0--3.