Am I wrong, or is Barry Bonds about to be credited with another walk?
Victor Conte plays Hard BALCO on 20/20 ABC News went a little overboard promoting the Conte interview. Did we really need John Stossel trimming his moustache into the shape of an asterisk?
And is it just me, or does Conte look like Mr. Whipple on andro?
In a recent magazine article Conte said he ended his relationship with Marion Jones because she would leave her human growth hormone behind in hotels. Which explains why in 2001 a chambermaid ran the 100 meters in 11.81 seconds.
Jason Giambi admitted to the grand jury he had used steroids. It gets worse. Turns out his intestinal parasite used to run errands for Barry Bonds's trainer.
Bonds testified that his trainer Greg Anderson spent most of the time living in his car. Nice car, though. I believe it was a Mercedes THG.
You can tell Barry's trainer's car: 50% more headroom.
Bonds claimed he was under the impression "the clear" was flaxseed oil. Flaxseed oil? Wait a minute. On top of everything else, steroids lower cholesterol?
Just like we started: It's USC-Oklahoma for No. 1 The BCS selection show was sponsored by Outback Steakhouse. Speaking of which, there's a new menu item at Outback: Screwed War Eagle.
Notre Dame will play in the Insight Bowl on Dec. 28. Of course, if something doesn't happen soon, they may change the name to the No Coach In Sight Bowl.