BUT CAN I HAVE MY PLANE BACK?
In a subsequent official statement, Kraft asserted that the ring was intended as a gift.
HE'S NOW ON THE LAMB
Police who stopped Oregon State football player Ben Siegert for driving under the influence found in his backseat a ram that was being used in a study of homosexuality in sheep.
After Baltimore Orioles pitcher Eric DuBose was arrested for drunken driving, he allegedly told police who asked him to recite his ABCs, "I'm from Alabama. They have a different alphabet."
JUICED OR SEUSSED?
While promoting his tell-all memoir, Jose Canseco said of steroid revelations in baseball, "The cat's out of the hat."
CANSECO SAYS HE SUPPLIED THE WHITE LIQUID
The Florida Marlins suspended a batboy for six games after he vomited the gallon of milk he drank on a $500 bet. Marveled Brad Penny, the Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher who put him up to it, "You get a 10-game suspension for steroids and a six-game suspension for milk."