Like Katharine
Hepburn, Charles Edward (Mean Joe) Greene refuses to sign autographs. Like
Bruce Lee, he kicks people. Like Winston Churchill, he cries. "I never had
a desire to hurt anybody," Greene says. "I have at certain times had
violent urges, but I don't think I ever have hurt anybody. Tried to a couple
times, but I don't think I have. Yeah, guess I have. In high school. I was
dirty then. Kick 'em. I might not've hurt 'em, though, they might've just been
afraid of me.
"I do play
football no holds barred. Any edge I can get, I'll take. I'd grab a face mask
only in a fit of anger. Uncontrolled anger is damn near insane."
Greene once
shattered three or four of Cleveland guard Bob DeMarco's teeth, and they were
big teeth way back deep in the jaw. Once, Greene admits, be tried to twist the
head off a fellow professional who was holding him. Yet people who spend time
with him are proud to say that Joe Greene is a nice, warm, thoughtful,
sensitive man--is it because deep down inside they are so relieved that he is
not going to twist their heads off?
Certainly there
are other men who are nice and don't get the credit for it that Greene does.
He's famous; that's part of it: He's the great defensive tackle and volatile
cornerstone of the Super Bowl champion Pittsburgh Steelers. And he has such
bearing. His expression--which can be affable, droll, quirky, smoldering--tends
to settle into a basic grave. He can look as grave as James Mason, but
stronger, of course. His head may be as big as James Mason's chest. Art Rooney
Jr. says that Greene is the only man in whose mouth one of Steelers patriarch
Art Rooney's huge billy-club cigars looks normal.
No one would take
Greene for a sweet/terrifying child of nature. Greene has this discerning look.
When Steelers quarterback Terry Bradshaw tells a joke to the team, one observer
notes, he looks to Greene to see if it has gone over. If it's a good joke, it
probably has. With teammates or friends, though not with fans, Greene is
usually comfortable to be around. He doesn't dominate a table.
But there is that
big head. And hands the size of shovel blades. And there is a molten quality
about Greene's limbs. He is jointed oddly and moves at once more smoothly and
more floppily than other strong big men. His physical presence suggests,
perhaps, that he could shift--flick--any loglike portion of himself in any
direction at any moment. His college coach called him "a fort on foot."
And sometimes, on the field, he goes damn near insane.
Wearing a loose
T-shirt and a swimsuit, Greene sits back in a soft chair in his comfortable
home in a suburb south of Dallas with his two-year-old daughter, Jo Quel,
drowsing on his chest. He has an air of profoundly edgy repose. He muses,
"I'm always nervous, like I got to do something, something other than what
I'm doing. I don't know what it is. Except playing. When you get into that
game, you haven't got time to think about what you ought to be doing. That
game, that's it. I feel I've got some helluva games in me. I'm just waiting for
'em to come. That's what I keep pushing for--waiting."
Lord preserve our
sense of reality if whatever consummation Greene awaits comes to him. The
ground may open, and he will descend to a place more intense, where he can
chase Beelzebub around, kicking at him, or a chariot may come down and bear
Greene off to a better place where he can make all the tackles and also run
back punts. As it is, Greene has led his team to the NFL mountaintop and has
had transcendent individual moments on the field. Once he threw the other
team's ball away. Once he spit on Dick Butkus in front of everybody. Once he
rushed the quarterback, stole the ball from him, rumbled into the end zone with
it, tossed it over his head, caught it behind his back and handed it to a
cheerleader.
Greene is more
than mighty, wily, fierce and quick. He is a man so daringly self-defined and
outrageously responsible that it is said of him, as of very few other sports
figures, "He does what he wants to out there." He plays--or, sometimes,
refuses to play--the conservative, regimented, technology-ridden game of pro
football as if it were a combat poem he is writing, and gets away with it; yet
he fits himself well enough into the system to be the warmly accepted spearhead
and bulwark of a winning organization.
Greene loves
football. He quit it the first time he went out for it and was still
threatening to quit it for good as late as last season. If his gifts had not
been so extraordinary, he would never have gone so far in his militaristic
profession, for he has never taken to what is generally considered discipline;
he tended to run amok in high school ball, and when an older group of Steelers
scouts, now departed, watched him play for North Texas State, they deplored his
attitude. "Puts on weight, tendency to loaf," said one. "Physically
this boy has all of it," said another. "Mentally he is disappointing in
that he only uses his ability in spurts. Will need a heavy hand, but he can
play." Where anybody was going to find a hand heavy enough, the scout did
not say.