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June 28, 2005
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June 28, 2005

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SIGNS LANCE IS GETTING COCKY

From Late Show with David Letterman, July 22, 2004

10. Race starts at 9, Lance rolls out of bed around noon.

9. Has already figured out that the trophy can hold a 3-gallon margarita.

8. He eats frosting by the fistful.

7. For the last leg, he rode one of those crazy 1920s bikes with the big front wheel.

6. Deliberately crashing into things to get more airtime on SportsCenter.

5. Making a couple of extra bucks delivering pizzas during the race.

4. After the starter pistol is fired, he hangs around hitting on French babes.

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