THE CAMPUS is
imposing enough just lying there, all leafy and self-haunting.The dome pokes
into the Indiana sunlight like a giant golden skullcap, the black robes move
quietly through the rust and amber of the trees, and the whole scene hits you
with a great, intolerant splat of tradition, mystery and nostalgia. But Notre
Dame has always done this, ever since Knute Rockne told his hired help to run
that ball, pass that ball, kick that ball and fight-fight-fight-fight, his
speeches marking either the end or the beginning of pep talks. Now give the
Fighting Irish another powerful football team, and one with something extra
special--the Baby Bombers. Why, you haven't got a chance. The most accusing,
cynical, irreverent infidel among us would be choked into submission by what
Notre Dame is and what Notre Dame was.
Even the jokes
don't help you very much. Go ahead and try them. Ask if the Gipper ever had a
last name, by the way, or if the Four Horsemen have cut a new folk album
lately. Why did the university swipe its fight song from Webster High in
Oklahoma City? How many students are trapped in the underground steam tunnels
trying to escape for dates? Ask if the school developed a synthetic rubber only
because it might produce better shoulder pads, if it founded the first
germ-free laboratory in order to manufacture halfbacks who wouldn't fumble, if
the Sacred Heart Church is where everyone goes to seek forgiveness for beating
Purdue only 26-14, if it really takes graduates three years to get married
because girls figure it will be at least that long before they recover from the
pep rallies. And ask if a perfect 10-0 season would be what Father Hesburgh
ordered when he said his goal was "the attainment of excellence."
Notre Dame will
only retaliate with a humor of its own, a humor it can well afford now that it
again has an instant legend in the passing combination of Terry Hanratty to Jim
Seymour. It is a natural humor the campus derives from a football past that
includes eight national championships, 19 undefeated teams, 23 teams with only
one loss, 18 teams with only two losses, 110 All-America selections, six
Heisman Trophy winners and just six losing seasons out of 77.
Someone in South
Bend will show you the statue of Father Corby outside a priests' residence near
Sorin Hall, the aging bronze mold of a man holding up his right arm.
("There's old fair-catch Corby.") Someone will point to a more modern
chunk of metal, Moses, near the library, an arm uplifted, forefinger gesturing
to the heavens. ("We're Number 1.") Someone will show you another
figure, this one in the huge mosaic on the library--Christ raising both arms.
("Six points.")
Finally you will
be led to the Old Council Oak in a shady cemetery near the campus. There,
beneath the ground where La Salle once sat smoking a peace pipe with the
Indians, rest the bones of Knute Rockne, who, as every self-respecting football
fan knows, died in a plane crash at 43, having given the sport most of the
glamour it thrives on today. There is, of course, nothing funny about Rockne's
death, but inasmuch as the grave site has been visited in recent years mostly
by out-of-town newspapermen, it has become known to some as The Department of
Journalism. Rockne would love it.
So Notre Dame will
outjoke you, too. It can even joke about those two rampaging sophomores,
quarterback Hanratty and end Seymour, who were so stupendous, so fantastic, at
midseason that they had the Fighting Irish up there again, the echoes awakened,
the thunder shaking down from the sky and all of the loyal sons marching,
marching, out of their insurance offices, accounting firms and good, solid
suburban-citizen obscurity with a pride that never really has to be
resurrected--only controlled.
It happened so
quickly. The first time Hanratty drew back and sidearmed the football roughly
50 miles in the air and Seymour caught it without breaking his long-gaited
stride, a natty, subtle little fellow who resides in a cellar office on the
Notre Dame campus knew he would be in dire need of a suitable nickname for the
combination. Roger Valdiserri is the new sports publicity man in South Bend,
and he is a good one.
After that first
game Roger went right to work. "You know what these kids are gonna do?"
he said. "They're so much on fire with the press and all? These two kids
are so good they're gonna knock me out of six All-Americas, and if they're that
good, they deserve a catchy nickname."
Six All-Americas?
Six besides Hanratty and Seymour?
Roger said,
"Well, you figure Nick Eddy at halfback for sure, and Jim Lynch at
linebacker. If anybody picks an authentic fullback, it has to be Larry Conjar.
You'd think Tom Regner for an offensive guard. He's just the best there is.
Then our two defensive tackles, Pete Duranko and Kevin Hardy."