DAN: I don't believe you. Anybody else who might wear makeup in the IndyCar Series?
DANICA: Helio might wear makeup.
DAN: You're right. But he would admit that. He would love that.
DANICA: And Dan Wheldon might wear makeup too.
DAN: Ohhhhhh, there you go. I want to be there when Wheldon opens up the issue. If you could just get the thought bubble above Wheldon when he opens the issue, it would be....
DANICA: He would probably have some fake British smile.
DANICA: Have you seen [my pictures]?
DANICA: Well, why haven't I seen [them]?
DAN: I'm sorry. I work far SPORTS ILLUSTRATED and....