? Harry Neale, coach of the 12-32-7 Vancouver Canucks, shrugging off complaints that his workouts are too tough: "I know my players don't like my practices, but then, I don't like their games."
? David Letterman, NBC-TV late-night host, reflecting on the Super Bowl XIX telecast: "If the game proved one thing, it's that Tom Landry should wear a hat."
?Jim Durham, Chicago Bulls' radio play-by-play man, talking to 6'11" center Dave Corzine about the Utah Jazz's 7'4" Mark Eaton: "If you go to the movies with him, they'll let you in for half price."
?Bob Hallberg, Chicago State basketball coach, whose team is playing only nine of its 27 games at home: "The only person who likes our schedule is my 17-year-old son, Bob. He gets the car whenever I'm out of town."