They Said It

? Don Rickles, upon being introduced to Nevada Attorney General Brian McKay at the Hagler-Hearns fight in Las Vegas: "If you'd put more criminals in jail, you could've had a seat closer to ringside."

? Magic Johnson, Los Angeles Lakers guard, after learning that Ann Landers had attended a Chicago Bulls game: "She must have some problems of her own."

? Jake LaMotta, former middleweight champion, on why the first of his six wives left him: "I clashed with the drapes."