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It's Time For The Barry Banal Show...
William Taaffe
September 04, 1985
...with Sid Saccharine as your host. Joining Barry and Sid...
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September 04, 1985

It's Time For The Barry Banal Show...

...with Sid Saccharine as your host. Joining Barry and Sid...

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SID: Coach, in the feature portion of our show we usually talk about the educational opportunities awaiting the student-athlete at BU. This week's feature is on BU's new research lab for the study of Indo-European languages.

COACH: Sid, all of our football players are encouraged to use the Indo-European language lab. All we ask of them during the 18 hours a day they spend with us is great effort, great consistency and great mental toughness.

SID: Coach, we know our viewers are almost beside themselves waiting for that big season-opener next week. We'll probably see some hard hitting in that one!

COACH: Well, this is a big-hitting, big-play conference, Sid. On any given Saturday, anything can happen. Unfortunately, we're a little banged up from spring practice, so it'll be a moral victory if we hold 'em to seven touchdowns.

SID: All right, fans, that's it from The Barry Banal Show! Looks like it's going to be a great season. Until next week, just remember to "Sic 'em, Shepherds!"

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