?Dave Currey, University of Cincinnati football coach, on the William Perry phenomenon: "We don't have any Refrigerators. We have a few pot-belly stoves, but they're on the coaching staff."
? Bill Foster, University of Miami basketball coach, on his players' jitters the first time they practiced in game uniforms: "They threw up enough bricks during warmups to build a condominium."
? Scott Hastings, Atlanta Hawk reserve forward, on his college career at the University of Arkansas: "I was so bad that when I shook with boosters they took money out of my hand."