They Said It

? Ned Colletti, Chicago Cubs assistant public relations director, after the team's opening game against the Expos was rained out: "This fouls up our playoff rotation."

? John Montefusco, San Diego Padre pitcher, who has tried to change his brash image since marrying and having two children: "I hope they burn all the newspapers before my kids grow up. I wouldn't want them to know what a jerk I was."