?Roger Erickson, Yankee pitcher, announcing his retirement after being demoted to Columbus with assurances that he was part of the parent team's future: "I don't want to be in your future. It's frustrating enough being in your present."
? Lynn Swann, ABC pro football announcer: "I'm only five pounds over my playing weight, but it's all Snickers."
? Severiano Ballesteros, Masters champion and a native of Pedre�a, Spain, when asked how many languages he speaks: "About six or seven. Spanish, Argentine, Cuban, Mexican..."